I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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