I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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