marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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