Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Girls should come with a carfax report
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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