the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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