I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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