gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
When are your genitals available?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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