Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just high enough for therapy.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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