Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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