we made out on top of his cat.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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