Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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