then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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