All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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