Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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