Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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