Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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