I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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