Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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