No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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