quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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