Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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