why didn't you poke me back
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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