wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
There are leaves in my underwear?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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