i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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