is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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