She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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