theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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