What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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