How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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