idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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