Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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