Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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