There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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