Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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