please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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