I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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