everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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