Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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