So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
