Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My vagina is officially offended.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
