I got chris browned last night
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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