Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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