i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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