Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Houston, we have a squirter
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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