Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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