yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
its not stalking. its research.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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