Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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