you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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