The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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