Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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