do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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