he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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