Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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